Ranxx's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FagBag's Exodus]

Delicate winsomeness

A seemingly unstructured movie, or is it, with stylized graphics. It's expressive and bombastic without being overly pretentious. However you should give credit to Aphex Twin for the last bit of music.

[Jesus Freak]

Truth will out

I like it. Nice one.. One thing most ppl don't know about Jesus is how much he loves monkeys. See for yourself:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=140622

[Jesus Freaks]

Freak Jesus

A 35k movie that is a 2,371k file? It has no sound, no graphics, no style, no class, no fun, no humor, no truth. The preloader doesn't work. After the movie plays It loops back into a never-ending preload screen. You need to learn how to draw, code and think. If you really want to know what a freak Jesus is then watch this movie instead:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=140622

[Safety Guide]

Mine is better and it was here months ago.

I made a movie using the same concept and it was submitted to NG 3 months before this one.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=87443
Rather than lift jokes from various web sites I made up my own. I also recorded music for mine and the file size is only 357k instead of this whopping 2,101k. I do realize you probably didn't see my movie. My biggest complaint anyway is the file size. For something with no animation it is way too big. You should have reduced the quality of the audio. This file does not have to be so big. Also the computer generated voice doesn't work for me. You are going for the look of a public service announcement but the voice makes it sound like a clock movie.

[Strawberry's Christmas]

I cried!

Son of a sweaty penis that was touching with a capital B. Because of Turd Clock's compassionate example I'm filled with x-mas cheer.

TurdClock responds:

i'm glad! thank you !

[Stick Figure Parody]

Sticks are for kids.

I like the "suck my stick" line. I also think stick movies are, generally, not worth my time so I agree with the sentiment and it made me laugh a bit. Good one.

[Donnie Clocko]

Dark. Darker. Darko.

Clever idea for a clock movie considering the time-travel and clock association. Pretty funny about the Evil Dead portal too. I'm quite sure the movie in Darko was Evil Dead II not Evil Dead, not that it matters.
PPL who hate the clock crew or their ways just don't get it. I've always been a fan because the crew is deserving. Anything that leaves me bewildered or amused is worthy of my praise. Spurn the unsophisticated, shallow, undiscerning, uncouth, witless and simple fux who hate clock movies. Alot of NG users are more concerned with hate than they are concerned with simply seeking entertainment. These morons who chicken scratch their infantile, miss-spelled rants, everyday on NG, only depreciate themselves and show those of us with a fucking clue that they are witless dolts.
Long live the crew.

ToiletRollClock responds:

You've described teh next guy...
Thanx for teh support. I have teh DVD (not that it matters really) and I'm certain that it's evil dead. Doesn't matter they're both fine choises.
Most of those guys think flash is that super hero from teh justice league.

[Let's Murder Mavis!]

Good one.

I like it. The Sound is excellent and it's just twisted enough to work.

[Newgrounds Jam #1]

Resplendent!

It's refreshing to see some conceptual projects. It's a nice break from the predictable stuff. It's kind of like the demo parties that are popular in Europe. Alot of inventive and diverse flashies. Nice one!

T0MMY responds:

Demo parties? I'm not familiar with those, now I'm interested :)
Glad you enjoyed the movie.

-T0MMY

[Snailed]

Good wacky shtick!

Great stuff. Good pacing, graphics and punchline. The sound is a bit scratchy but the file size is low and why not? Nice one!