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[Dress Up Jesus]

The reviews are the entertainment here.

I find that the reviews for this one are more entertaining than the movie.

Sls says it'll provide a "negitive impact on your Karma."
Yeah right! I agree with Frank Black who says "forget your ying and
go fuck your yang." Karma is a fantasy. It's explained by the id and the super ego concept.

Jumbotoz sez "Why did you have him up on the cross??? I thought that was pretty wierd."
Yeah weird because who ever heard of Jesus being hung on a cross?

Easily the stupidest one belongs to FreakmanJ who sez "Despite the fact that I'm atheist and have problems with religion, I technically am Christian."
Wow what an oxymoron. The very defination of christianity is professing belief in Jesus Christ and his teachings. JC taught that he was the son of God. The very defination of an Atheist is one who does not believe in god or gods. No FreakmanJ you are technically an idiot..

Jankynuts just baffles me with this "you better pray to god you don't wake up with tits in your lawn nailed to a cross asshole." Ummm.. Uhhh.. WTF?

BurningRanger91 sez "Well, all I can say is you have made a joke out of the base of the catholic religion. Congratulations, God now has you on his list, right after Bin Laden. See ya in hell" And I concur.. Congratulations for making a joke out of one of the most repressive bunch of child molestors on the planet.. It's interesting that the "forgiven, loving" god has a hit list.. Oh and BTW God has 74 beautiful teenage virgins for Bin Laden.

spirit12 thinks you may go to hell but he sez "man,this would be a lot better with more dresses" Hmmm.. I'm speechless!

LuvDaChunkyBitches sez "You made fun of Jesus... how could you? You better pray that you don't get sent to hell." And you just know that god approves of women being referred to as bitches. You're such a good x-tian..

But my favorite is Losperman's when he sez "And the boobs didn't quite match up to his chest. I could see the crease of his chest between the boobs, so that totally ruined my flurry of whacking." LOL.. The thought of somebody jerking off to a crucified Jesus with tits is both hilarious and frightening. This one made my day. Thanks Losperman. You rock.

Many of the reviewers have fallen prey to the lie that is religion.
JC was just another charismatic egomaniac. No different than Joseph Smith,
Jimmy Jones or Charles Manson. Dressing games are inherently stupid. This one isn't.
It's not about the game. It's about the humor. The joke is on all you ppl who are
offended.

[Playable Tank Demo, V10]

Been done

Good job but this has been done several times.
I wrote code for the exact same game over a year ago to see if I could make a better version of a flash game that copied another flash game. I can't believe you think this is a new idea..!
Mine actually shoots. I'll probably finish it up now and submit it just to show you it's not a new idea.. This isn't to say you shouldn't make it. Yours could be awesome but it's nothing new.

BrianSexton responds:

Criticism is welcome, but could you at least TRY to be constructive. Please feel free to share some URLs to show me the things to which you refer.

I never said controlling the body and turret of a tank independently is a completely new idea; obviously, there have been tanks in games before. I said I have never seen anything like this in a Flash game and that I made it from scratch.

My tank shoots as well, but I disabled shooting because it is not finished.

[Ultimate Skyboarding]

Unique

As a programmer I give you high scores for the code. It's fast and smooth. The graphics could be a bit better but overall an excellent submission. It deserves a higher score than it has.

[Punk-o-matic]

Very cool!

NICE! I like to see other ppl using a lot of ActionScript instead of animations with no interactivity. This is a killer idea that's executed in an effective and intuitive way.
Way to roll..
Sing sing death house.

[cantankerousTANK]

Creative conceptualization.

Graphically unique and tight job on the code. I hardly ever agree with NG voters but this deserves to be feature of the day. I think it would be better if the tank could be destroyed easily if not defended diligently. Turrets, other tanks, planes etc could take it out soon. In other words I guess it could be more challenging. Another thing that would be good would be to make a bunch of explosion MC's and have your code pick them randomly instead of the same explosion MC all the time. Anyway I give you a 5. Nice one!

[Fun Time Shooter]

Excellent idea. Needs tweaking.

Conceptually speaking this kicks ass and the things to change are simple. First of all any movie with this large of a file size should have a scene that waits for the user to start the movie after the preload scene. In other words there should be a button to push after the preloader. Also the gun cursor is black and so is much of the video. That makes it disappear. You should make it a color that isn't in the video. I'd pick bright green. Why not fashion some kind of guns to be holding? Consider making a layer on top of the video layer with gun shot effects and other fx like blood. Anyway it's pretty sweet. Nice one!

Crafton responds:

All Valid Points, I plum forgot about the preloader being the way it is, and yeah the Cross-Hair will be changed. The Guns and what not will be implemented at a later date in another version of the game. Generaly was just seeing if the idea would work. Thx for the positive feedback.

[American Idol Tribute 2]

Well worth watching

The section of bad singers is too funny. Nice job.
Especially the Star Spangled Banner and the Enrique wannabe.
"I had a dream before I was born."

Violet-AIM responds:

Thanks Ranxx, it's been awhile since I watched it, but I remember laughing so much when I was watching these guys on tv.

[Grotesque Metamorphosis]

Very Cool!

I don't like dress-up games but this one is on another level of artistry. Wicked graphics. Nice one.

[MST3K Sound Board 2]

MST3K on a stick

I use these sound boards to keep the telephone solicitors away. I just make long insane messages with them. They always hang up.
The best was "You think I'm doing this for money? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? You think I'm doing this for money? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh, (insane laughter)" LOL..
Try listening to that for 3 minutes..
keep em coming. I like to change the message everyday.

I wish they would've made more of those MST3K shows. They are brilliant. I've seen em all over and over. Now they've stopped making em.

[Dennis Hopper Soundboard]

I like it..

Good idea. It's nice to see an actual application submission. You should hear the crazy answering machine message I made with it. Keep em coming.

Keyara responds:

"You should hear the crazy answering machine message I made with it."
Sure why not? If you like, you can send the audio file to the following address:
[e-mail] . He'll post it in the prank call section. I'm not 100% sure if you recorded the call though.