Ranxx's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[eye of teh clock]

It's THE king of THE fight.

I like THE music progress bar. Good idea.
THE clocks are taking THE cakes. Lottsa clocks I've never seen b4. Is cigarette clock a hooker? How often does bong clock change his water? Did Strawberry clock ever reach the top of the stairs? What's THE deal?

[Rape Bus]

Works for me.

I like the nervous graphics and the polorized colors. I think it is a tasty, toasty visual treat.

[Old Version FTC 1]

heh

Well nice try.

Cream-E responds:

Come on dude. Get a real review going. Lot of people out there liked it. Theres around 20 people who made it as there favorite movie. I have a feeling you liked it.. But your afraid to say it. It's okay man. I don't care if you like it. :)

[Sounds Of Thunder]

Uninspired grandiosity.

Excellent graphics, see the water drop in the shower scene, but it's amazing that so many ppl would spend so much time on such a weak story. It's worth watching for the aesthetics of the sound and art but the story is trite and unoriginal. The sound and audio editing is fantastic, pro-quality even but you lose a point for never answering any reviews.

[The Master Tapes]

Code needs simple fixes as described below.

Place this command on the buttons that start the game over: stopAllSounds();
Then your button will stop the music, go the the first frame and start the music again.
Or simply start the music on a scene that comes before the scene that starts the game so that it never loops over it again.

Put hit boxes over all your text buttons.

Use a preloader.

Compress the song to half its size.

Thanks for playing.

[The Takeover]

A gem in the debris.

I'm actually a bit shocked at how good this is.
I just watched your other 2 movies and there is no question that you are one of the best artists at NG. Also one of the most sophisticated. This is professional quality work all around. Reminds me a bit of some of the early French artists in old Heavy Metal magazines.
The story, dialogue and timing are top notch.
I rarely give a 9 in a review. This deserves it. I also voted 5 and added you to my favorite artists list.

[NewsFLASH: Wesley Clark]

Bombastic!

That was so hilarious. I can't tell if you meant it to be so pompous and bombastic. It's hard to know your level of sincerity but regardless it made me laugh. I like the FOX News reference. They are a joke. Did you see their response to Mochael Moore's comments and involvement with Clark?
I hope Wesley can pull it off but I doubt it. It's too bad too cause he could of saved every one of us.

[Drugs: A Short Film]

condescending indoctrinate to the extortion scheme

Another anti-drug movie? You seem to be somewhat obsessed. I've got a crazy idea. Why don't you stop trying to save ppl and worry about yourself?

It might disturb you to know that humans are largely chemical. Every emotion you have is the result of a glandular secretion or a drug. Drugs are as important to humans as air.
What's important is to differentiate the unique distinction between drugs, educate with facts instead of propaganda and to recognize the difference between use and abuse.

[Spooky Horror Show]

commendable

Overall I think it's pretty good. It's a lot more creative and clever than much of what gets higher scores at NG. You should keep making them.

[Promenade the Puzzle]

Dramatic, refined and skilful but too long.

Wow. You're a fantastic artist. It's damn hard to find fault with this but I do think it would be better for the NG crowd if it was about half as long. The seizure scene was way too long and many of the scenes were very repetitive. Other than that this is a stylish movie that really stands out. Homepage material to be sure.