Ranxx's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

Brilliant!

Still the best series on NG. Technically and aesthetically above reproach.. Going staight to my favorites list.

[Vectormation]

That was really lame.

-The humour was really weak
-The animation was poor
-The graphics were terrible (learn to cut out a fucking shape)
-The sound was low quality and barely hearable
-No interactivity
-No violence
-The style sucks

Reverend-Ant responds:

-It was not intended to be funny
-The animation was just lines moving, I really don't know how that can be improved. :/
-The shapes are cut exactly to the photograph (learn to use your eyes)
-There was no sound, fucknut
-There was interactivity, a preloader and a replay button
-It was not intended to be violent
-You suck

Why don't you go get fucked by a rusty pole?

[MC Hawking: Music Video]

Brilliant, brash and right on target.

Clever idea and well executed. Love the jabs at those who are brainwashed into a religion. It's too bad the intrinsic message of this movie is going to be lost on the average NG user.
It would be cool if you provided the lyrics on the replay screen. It's a bit hard to understand parts of the verses when it sounds like a fast talking Pube Muppet.. BTW - wtf is the deal with Hawking's voice modulator? I saw him recently at a local university and I couldn't understand him. In this day and age of amazingly clear and worthy speech synthesizers why the fuck is he still using one that sounds like an old Atari.

[Death in Every Subway]

Cool aesthetic.

Nice work. Great style and pace. Reminded me of a Heavy Metal strip but animated. I hope to see more submissions from you.

[Trix Rabbit Justice Ad]

Clever and inspired but unfinished

I think this is a funny idea but perhaps not fully realized. But that's a good thing because it left me wanting more. It would have been good to either rip an old commercial or animate one to show how they went. As I recall it was frustrating because he'd always get so close to getting some. Sometimes he'd get it right next to his furry lips and then bang it's snatched away and then he's mocked, belittled and teased by the "silly rabbit. Trix are for kids" taunt.
It would also be better if you included more cereal characters.
Great stuff though. Good work technically except you need to put a hitbox on top of your text buttons.

rtil responds:

Thank you for your comments. I hope you will be happy to know last night I decided to build off this video a lot more for my 2nd title.

[Valentine's Day Special]

Firth is a force majeure

I'm so glad you are here to counter the cloying, saccharine crap, like Numa Numa Dance, that is so popular. NG needs more talent like you. Your stuff is unique and creative. What a concept!