Ranxx's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Psych Out tribute]

A stone groove..

Beauty! Wow what a curious thing to make a movie about..
Those are some of your best drawings.
Nice job on the 60's psychedelia.
I like the idea of using clips from the movie for all the sound. I also like the random insanity of it all. It's pretty damn trippy.. Good one!

Violet-AIM responds:

Thanks Ranxx. I just liked the movie when I first saw it a long time ago, thought it had an interesting story. I like those rare, not so well known movies. I figured I'd scratch that american idol tribute and do a movie tribute which is more fun I think. I was also trying a different art style this time. So I guess it does look better.

[Old Version FTC 1]

heh

Well nice try.

Cream-E responds:

Come on dude. Get a real review going. Lot of people out there liked it. Theres around 20 people who made it as there favorite movie. I have a feeling you liked it.. But your afraid to say it. It's okay man. I don't care if you like it. :)

[truth about tobacco]

An unwitting victim of the extortion scheme!

Uneducated and very young ppl like you have no place being preachy.
You are at an age when social engineers can manipulate your thoughts in ways you can't yet understand. You get passionate about cigarette additives but I doubt if you know there is animal piss/shit, nitrates, antibiotics, parasites, heavy metals, puss, growth hormones and pesticides in your meat. Unless you're a vegetarian you're poisoning yourself daily. It's a slow suicide. Your schools are poisoning you with meat and dairy because the big meat and dairy companies buy off politicians. Check out the label on the "food pyramid" in your school for evidence. See what business's make the most money for more evidence.
Cigarette smokers know about the dangers of smoking. It's printed right on the label and the chemicals and other ingrediants have been on record for at least a decade.
A bigger danger is ppl like you who are easy conduits of mind control. You will help us lose our liberties. If ppl want to destroy themselves it's none of your business. At least cigarette smokers are only hurting themselves. Meat eaters are hurting themselves, the animals and the environment.
It's obvious from your reply to me at http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=144682
that many concepts go over your head. It doesn't keep you from acting like you have a clue so I don't expect this one to take hold either.
Maybe this quote by Ben Franklin will boil it down into something you can understand...
"They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin 1759

MuffinProductions responds:

One wond. Bullshit. But I do feel sorry for these people who are getting manipulated by thes "social engineers". Ah, I would be very worried about parasites, if they didn't exist around me anyways. Do I give a shit if I happen to eat a parasite (mind you, cooking kills parasites.... therefore I cook my food), even though I sleep on them and they live on me? No I can't stop it, so whatever. Big shit. Of course cittagrette smokers know what the fuck they're inhaling, but I posted this for one reason. Because there is nothing to defend smoking. It has no beefits. And instead of killing us, ever so slowly, it takes years off our life, and costs money. How would me protesting billion dollar companies that kill 1200 people a day be mind control? Dumbass. Of course, because by stating my feelings about certain subjects, I take our liberties away. Oh, and social engineering isn't mind control, you asshat. I think people destroying themselves (and let's not forget secondhand smoke) IS my business. Or at least scuicide is the polices business, you dumb shit. But, let me clairify something. Cigatette smokers are only hurting themselves, correct? How can you explain the 400 deaths related to second hand smoke every year? Or is this the fault of the politics and meat producers too? But you say vegetarians are not hurting anyone and meat eaters are?? Only if you ignore the fact that millions of wild animals die during wheat harvests, and grain harvests. But that isn't hurting anyone is it? Oh, and thanks for the random Benjamin Franklin quote, it really helped me understand how the fuck I am giving up my liberty, while stating my opinions, and how I trade it for the "safety" of being persecuted by dumbasses for what I believe in. Oh, and btw, I don't watch TV or the like, so who the fuck is influencing me now? Good try, though.

[Strawberry's Christmas]

I cried!

Son of a sweaty penis that was touching with a capital B. Because of Turd Clock's compassionate example I'm filled with x-mas cheer.

TurdClock responds:

i'm glad! thank you !

[Donnie Clocko]

Dark. Darker. Darko.

Clever idea for a clock movie considering the time-travel and clock association. Pretty funny about the Evil Dead portal too. I'm quite sure the movie in Darko was Evil Dead II not Evil Dead, not that it matters.
PPL who hate the clock crew or their ways just don't get it. I've always been a fan because the crew is deserving. Anything that leaves me bewildered or amused is worthy of my praise. Spurn the unsophisticated, shallow, undiscerning, uncouth, witless and simple fux who hate clock movies. Alot of NG users are more concerned with hate than they are concerned with simply seeking entertainment. These morons who chicken scratch their infantile, miss-spelled rants, everyday on NG, only depreciate themselves and show those of us with a fucking clue that they are witless dolts.
Long live the crew.

ToiletRollClock responds:

You've described teh next guy...
Thanx for teh support. I have teh DVD (not that it matters really) and I'm certain that it's evil dead. Doesn't matter they're both fine choises.
Most of those guys think flash is that super hero from teh justice league.

[Newgrounds Jam #1]

Resplendent!

It's refreshing to see some conceptual projects. It's a nice break from the predictable stuff. It's kind of like the demo parties that are popular in Europe. Alot of inventive and diverse flashies. Nice one!

T0MMY responds:

Demo parties? I'm not familiar with those, now I'm interested :)
Glad you enjoyed the movie.

-T0MMY

[Furby Attacks]

Evil personified!

Furby clones bent on the destruction of mankind.
I think the real story here is the Igor character. He strikes me as an emotionally disturbed sexual predator. Notice his ravager posture, his quick malicious breathing. You should make a story about him. I think he is out to cause mischief and suffering.

Violet-AIM responds:

Nice of you to notice the background "freak" assistant. I wouldn't mind giving him a little more air time later, LOL. Thanks for the review Ranxx.

[num1000 512kb cache mix]

Worth the wait if you have a fast connection

Very cool. Good enough to enter in a demo contest. The demo scene rarely uses Flash.
Until recently they're mostly assembly and C+ variations.
Stuff like this could turn some heads.
However for NG you really should reduce the sound quality. You could cut the file size by a third with little sound degradation.
This one deserves a much higher score than it has.

512kb responds:

I don't care much about the score, I just want to get this work out there :)

[Hitler's Rant]

All the proof you need.

This movie was submitted only hours after Foamys Rant. It's pathetic that Foamys Rant scored so high. This is proof that FR took no effort and little talent. Ppl just give it high scores automatically cause it's fucking foamy.
Apparently many of you don't get it. This movie was obviously thrown together in a hurry to prove a point and it does it beautifully.
If illwill can throw pure crap into the portal and score high everytime then that is proof that the portal is flawed. I submitted God Digs My Daddy on the same day as FR. Look at it yourself and tell me who put in the most effort!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=114193

McGornistan responds:

2 hours, 6 layers, and a voice done in sound recorder and I had a movie exactly like Foamy.

[Metal Vs Techno]

Mog used the wrong music!

It's an interesting idea but you make techno look like disco. If Mog would have chosen music like Delta 9, DJ Skinhead, Lenny Dee, Kenny Glascow or even Shaftman he would win from the shear brutality and extreme noise terror of it all.
Kain's ears would be bleeding and he would die from exposure. IMHO real hardcore techno blows metal away for intensity.

StainlessOne responds:

I guess I am not as much of a "techno" fan as you.